Kirby- Spring Breeze Parody

I am not doing this to make fun of Kirby or his games, I am doing this to be funny.
(One day in the sleepy planet of Poop Star, King Dedede got drunk and decided to steal every morsel of food on the planet, even though he's already fat enough)
Dedede: *runs away with big sack of food, being chased by morbid kids
Kids: SANTA! WE WANT OUR PRESENTS NOW!!!
Dedede: now that I got away from those brats, all of the food in Poop Star is mi- ooohhhh, a nickel!
(Dedede picks up the nickel, even though like 75% of the money in Poop Star is his, anyway. Moving on. The next day, Kirby wakes up to a lady screaming.)
Kirby: LADY, Y U NO SHUT UP?! SOME PEOPLE NEED BEAUTY SLEEP! *looks in a mirror, causing it to break* MIRROR, Y U NO LIKE ME?!
Lady: Kirby, all the food is gone, do something!
Kirby: I SAID SHUT UP, LADY. HERE, TAKE SOME OF MY FOOD, AND FEED YOUR STUPID KIDS!!
(Kirby throws nothing at the lady, his food has been stolen too)
Kirby: SOMEONE STOLE MY FOOD! LADY, Y U NO TELL ME!
Lady: Tries to respond, but Kirby is gone in a flash.
(As Kirby runs toward Green Greens, he sees Little Red Riding Hood with a basket of cookies)
Kirby: LITTLE GIRL, Y U NO WITH PARENTS?! Wait.... are those cookies?
Little Red Riding Hood: Yes, but they're for my-
Kirby: *takes cookies and walks away
Little Red Riding Hood: -grandma.
(After walking for who knows however long, Kirby says a sign that said: Welcome to Green Greens! Population: who knows, who cares)
Kirby: Green Greens? Greens are edible! *eats mouthful of grass, then spits it out* THAT. TASTED. LIKE. POOP.
(Then, Kirby sees a Waddle Doo)
Kirby: FOOOOOOOOOOD! *inhales the Waddle Doo and turns into beam Kirby* Awwww, not beam! This ability sucks!
(Kirby tries to get rid of the beam ability, but ends up making a Helper.)
Kirby; Did I just give birth?
Waddle Doo: no. You thought I was your son?! You made me mad?
Kirby: ha ha! You can't express it! You don't have eyebrows!
Waddle Doo: *grabs a Sharpie and draws an eyebrow in an angry position*
Kirby: THAT MARKER SMELLS BAD.
Waddle Doo: Forget about the marker and move on!
(Kirby and Waddle Doo advanced through all of the area, defeating many pointless enemies, until they got to the boss. Kirby also gained bomb ability. When they got to Whispy Woods, they both screamed in terror of what they saw.)
Miley Cyrus: AND WE CAN'T STOP, AND WE WON'T STOP!
Kirby: SKUNKBAG! *throws a bomb at Miley Cyrus, killing her.* I KILLED MILEY CYRUS! AND MILEY CYRUS KILLED WHISPY WOODS!
(Whispy Woods is dead, probably from Miley.)
Kirby: Okay, let's go!
Waddle Doo: I like Miley Cyrus....
(Kirby and Waddle Doo advance through the next level, defeating more pointless enemies, blah blah blah, until they are right about to face Lololo and Lalala. Kirby has fire ability, and he wants crash ability)
Kirby: SCREW THIS! *throws fire hat, Waddle Doo catching it*
Waddle Doo: *turns into Burning Leo* Oh my God! I have turned into a woman.
Kirby: then why is your name Leo?
Burning Leo: *hangs head* I wanna be a woman....
(Kirby and Burning Leo enter Lololo and Lalala's room, and they come out.)
Lololo: Hello, I am Lalala! *points at Lalala* or are you Lalala.
Lalala: I'm pretty sure I'M Lalala
Lololo: Lololo is a sucky name! I want to be Lalala!
(While Lololo and Lalala are fighting over who's who, Kirby uses his Crash power and KO's them.)
(As Kirby and Burning Leo advanced through the next level, Kirby saw a Chilly)
Kirby: SNOWMAN *kicks Chilly*
Chilly: Oww! What the HECK, KIRBY?!
Kirby: *runs away and kicks Kracko's butt
(Wait, do clouds have butts? Anyway, they went to mt. Dedede, Kirby was reunited with bomb ability, and Burning Leo was now Rocky. As they went in Dedede's room, they heard him singing in the shower.)
Dedede: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS! TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. POKÉMON.....
Kirby: STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIT!
Dedede: *comes out wrapped in a towel, using a rubber ducky that looks like him as a weapon* who's there? Oh, it's just you, Kirby. I knew you would want the food back. Meet me in my werstling arena.
(Kirby and Rocky go to the arena, where a bunch of people are there to watch)
Kirby: OMGOMGOMGOMG IT'S PRINCESS PEACH!!!!!!!
(Kirby and Rocky beat up Dedede.)
Kirby: *blows up like a balloon and carries the castle, emptying it of its food.
People: KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY!
Kirby: IT WASN'T FOR YOU PEOPLE! IT WAS FOR THE FOOD!
The end.